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The truth about being a dad
Amazing!
I'm interested in buying your car
How stupid is that...
Poor cat...


Truth about being a dad

A little girl one day was walking with her mom in town. At a moment, the girl spotted something on the floor, bent down to take it, and was about to put it in her mouth when her mother stopped he by saying : "Don't do this it's bad for you!".
The girl asked how her mom knew about this, and the mum, not knowing what else to say, told her daughter : "Every mum knows this, it's a test you pass to become a mommy, questions like this are asked."

The girl thought about it for 5 minutes, then told her mom : "I get it! When you fail the test you become a dad!"




Wow!
(from a letter)
I am now 24 years old, and am married to a widow aged 44, she has a daughter of 25.
My father got married to her, so my daughter became my mother-in-law since she's married to my father.
My wife and me last january had a son. This child is now the brother of my father's wife, so my father's brother-in-law, so he's my uncle since he's my mother-in-law's brother. My son therefor is my uncle.
My father's wife has had a son, that is at the same time my brother, since he's my father's son, but also my grand-child, since he's my wife's daughter's son.
So I am my grandson's brother, and as the husband of the mother of someone is their father, I am my wife's father, and my son's brother. So I am my own grandfather






I'm interested in buying your car!

A lady once went to a police man to report that her car had been stolen. While she was asked questions, she told the policeman that there was a phone in the car.
The police immediately called and the thief answered. The police man pretended he was interested in buying the car after seeing an add in the newspapers.
The thief said ok, and gave a time to meet to give the cash.
The policeman went and the thief was there, he got arrested.





How stupid is that...

A drunk guy went into a petrol station and asked for money. The shop-owner didn't obey, so the theif protested and said that if he hadn't got any money in the next 5 minutes, he'd call the police.
That's what he did and got arrested...





Poor cat

An old lady that hadn't relised her cat was in the washing machine washed her clothes.
When it was clean, she took it out and was about to hang her clothes when she relised what she did.
Quickly, she opened the oven, put the cat in it to let it dry.
Of course it didn't do what she was thinking it would.

She complained to the oven company because they didn't write in the safety notice not to put cats in the machines.